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9. Bikini Wax
Yeah, I said it – Bikini Wax! Obviously one of the reasons we avoid them is
for the implicit name itself. But if you
think it’s only metrosexuals, swimmers, or triathletes who would choose to go
totally bare down there, think again. A
lot of guys are getting into the routine of doing a little manscaping or my fav
term “Bum Sack and Crack”. So if you’re
tossing the idea around here’s a few things you might want to know before you
go.
Tip: Don’t shave.
The longer the hair the easier it is to extract, thus making the experience
less painful for you, the wax-ee.
Myth: “It’s for chicks.” More men are becoming open to getting waxed
because their girlfriends and wives are encouraging them to “clean up downtown”. Note to the fellows: women are a bit more
encouraged to go down on you if they know they don’t run the risk of involuntarily
flossing while they’re at it.
Tip: Try to keep things casual with your
wax-er. Cordial conversation throughout
the procedure limits the number of uncomfortable silences and keeps you from preoccupying
yourself with the physical intimacy (and awkwardness) involved.
Myth: “I’m not comfortable with anyone other than
myself, my girlfriend, or my doctor handling the family jewels.” Subjecting yourself to a bout of manscaping
is an unnerving social experience; you’re not sure how your body and mind is
going to react. But keep in mind you’re
in a professional environment, receiving a service from someone who treats it
as such.
Tip: It’s estimated that at least half of first-time
clients succumb to a NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) at some point. If your waxer is a female, that’s one thing;
but if it’s a male then it is no wonder that the majority who do surrender to
this ordeal never come back for a second session. For the waxer, this is simply part of the job,
but for the waxee, should this be weighing heavily on you, you might want to
consider “taking a load off” before your appointment.
To be continued...
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